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Season's Greetings!


From us (‘the wishor’) to you (hereinafter called the Wishee) please accept
without Obligation, implied or implicit, our best wished for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low
stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the relevant winter
holiday described by the Wishee as ________ (Wishee to complete: hereafter
to be referred to as 'the relevant holiday'), practiced within the most
enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice / secular
traditions at all (delete as applicable) and a financially successful,
personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset
of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but with due respect for the
calendars of choice of other cultures or sects and having regard to race,
creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer
platform or dietary preference of the wishee.
 
By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that :
 
• This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal.
 
• This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be
made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the wishor
are acknowledged.
 
• This greeting implies no promise by the wishor actually to implement any
of the wishes.
 
• This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the
restriction herein may not be binding upon certain wishes in certain
jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor.
 
• This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably as may be expected
within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or
until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting whichever come first.
 
• The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this
wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor.
 
• Any references in this greeting to ‘the Lord’, ‘Father Christmas’, ‘Our
Saviour’, or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead
or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of this
greeting, and all proprietary rights in any referenced third party names and
images are hereby acknowledged.

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From me (‘the reader’) to you (hereinafter called the originator), may you enjoy a huge _____ in the ______.

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