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Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica - where do they go?

Well wonder no more!!!
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which
lives an extremely ordered and complex life.
The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as
well as maintaining a form of compassionate contact with its offspring
throughout its life.
If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the
family and social circle have been known to dig holes in  the ice, using
their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the
dead bird to be rolled into and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:
      "Freeze A Jolly Good Fellow."
........... Then they kick 'im in the ice hole ............


Ack... No... I thought you got out of bad pun syndrome? XD

*digs a hole, fills it with ashes, and surrounds it with peas*

Sooner or later you're going to need to take a pee. That's when I'll kick you in the ash hole.
Now I'm sure you have way too much time on your hands. Time to get you up here and do a bit of Model Rail Roading and to teach me a bit of Sketch Up.